Thursday, December 2, 2010
This is not a kitchen sink
So why is it in my fucking kitchen? It doesn't even belong in a bathroom. It doesn't belong anywhere.
This place drives me crazy sometimes. I can cook, but I can't do dishes. It's hard to wash pots and pans in a sink the size of a serving bowl. It's hard to wash a plate in that fucking thing. So if I have anything larger than a glass to wash I end up doing it in the bathtub. Fun!
I need a new fucking kitchen but I have no money so I have to wait. Light fixtures are my new obsession right now. Every single one that's here has to go. They're all awful. We're talking chandeliers here, people. Lots of brass. I dressed them up with Mardi Gras beads and it still hasn't helped. I don't know what to do, except leave the house as much as possible.
But the internet people came and woke me up at 8am today so now I have internet at home which means I don't really want to leave the house much. Hmm. Maybe I should look on the internet for new light fixtures. Brilliant.
Because new light fixtures will improve my life, I am certain of this. New light fixtures and new window coverings. And a ceiling fan. Definitely a ceiling fan.