I really liked Alembic, great food and cocktails. Even though some of the bartenders were total douchebags with shitty attitudes, and once when I was in there alone and looking at the drink list some other douchebag sitting next to me, in a misguided attempt to hit on me, asked if I "needed help with that." What? What exactly are you implying dude? That I can't fucking read? Something similar happened to me in NOPA once, another neighborhood joint I used to wander down to once in a while. I don't miss the fucking men in that town, that's for damn sure...
