OK, I know this story is kind of old news, but I don't have a TV and I don't read the paper or magazines, I really just kind of exist in my own weird little world, so I was vaguely aware about Lady Gaga wearing a dress made of meat and I was like oh, whatever. No big deal. I once saw a chick sew a bikini out of flank steak as a performance art piece during White Linen Night in New Orleans. The whole thing was quite tedious, and it was kind of stinky once it was finally finished, most likely due to the middle-of-summer-in-New-Orleans heat. It wasn't very flattering, either, once she put it on.
Well, I thought, if Lady Gaga wants to wear a stinky, unflattering dress or bikini to an award show or whatever it was, that's fine with me. I don't really care what she does to be honest.
But then I read today that she did it to support gay rights and the repeal of the "don't ask, don't tell" policy, some crazy shit about if we don't fight for our rights we'll have as much rights as the meat on our bones, whatever the fuck THAT means and I was like what? WHAT? What the FUCK?
I'm one hundred percent behind gay rights, believe me, but I'm terribly, terribly confused here. I'm trying my hardest to understand how a dress made of meat has ANYTHING to with gay rights, but I'm failing miserably. Can anybody help me out here?