But in the meantime, until that becomes a reality, I may as well make the cabinets fun to look at instead of insane asylum white. And since the cabinets aren't staying, (no way in hell are they staying) I can fuck around and paint them any way I damn well please. Blue with yellow and pink polka dots? Why not? I can paint them every week if I feel like it. One week they can be sponge-painted silver, next week, orange and forest-green plaid. Maybe I'll get someone who's skilled with a spray can to come in and tag that shit up. Or I can cover them with Minnie Mouse stickers!
No. Not Minnie Mouse stickers.
But something. Anything but insane asylum white. Plum crazy purple, perhaps. But the insane asylum white has got to do.