I was talking to my father today. He just got to Maui last night with Vernice. They're going to be there for two weeks. I was saying how much I missed them.
Papa Ron: "So come to Maui."
Me: "I'm broke!"
Papa Ron: "I'll buy you a ticket."
Papa Ron: "Yes! Take my credit number, go online, and buy yourself a fuckin' ticket!"
Me: "How much is too much to spend?"
Papa Ron: "Whatever it takes!"
Papa Ron: "Don't go nuts."
I leave Wednesday morning. I'm staying until November first. Aloha!