Saturday, February 6, 2010

Storm Warning

New Orleans, LA

Hurricane Wanderlust is due to make landfall this evening.  Floods of joy are expected in the Bywater, Faubourg Marigny, French Quarter, Mid-City and Uptown neighborhoods.  It is advised to remain indoors, especially when the Saints win the Superbowl tomorrow.  Those outside their homes during this time are subject to hugging, kissing, screaming, and tears of pure, unadulterated Bliss.

But you knew that already, didn't you?

It's been a long road home.  I have driven for days.  Battled snow, sleet, torrential downpours.  Just to get Home.  To my beloved bayous and lakes and rivers.  To the magnolias and crepe myrtles.  To the Spanish moss in City Park.  To the music, the dancing, the crawfish.  To the biggest motherfucking Superbowl party this country has ever seen!


Oh wow.  Homeward bound.  Only a matter of hours now.  Yeah you fucking right!!

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